The Sacred Journey

Life should not be long, But it should be BIG

The sacred sun shines and shimmers,

With a bliss and ravishing art.

Lo’ my friends I stand before thee,

‘Coz it’s the tie for us to depart.

Life then walks down the memory lane,

In a patient, but rigid craft,

But the craft refuses to return although,

As it’s the time or us to depart.

Separation is a course of life,

As life is like a cart.

And the cart goes places with faces,

Some arrives and some depart….

Life is an Ability

life and ability

Life is a question, of savored suggestion.

Life is a series, of joy and dejection.

Life is a trial, without compassion,

Life is a risk, and then the celebration.

Follow your heart,

And chase your hopes.

Life then is not an art,

But an ability.

TRUE OR FALSE

true or false

A lady with a white.

Is waiting in the shine.

For me it’s the time to bright,

As I am thinking of mine.

I saw her with a wrinkled smile,

She gave me a bright smile.

But for me it’s not the time to smile,

As my life is about a mile.

Oh! My lord, what I do?

Shall I love or I leave?

Is it for me the time to do?

As for journey I am about to leave.

Now the wheel, wheeled towards me,

And I’m still waiting for she.

But for me it’s the journey of key,

As I waited the train left me.

Sehwagology

Sehwagology is a body of beliefs and related practices created by Australian cricket blogger Uncle JRod. JRod developed Sehwagology teachings on 3rd April, 2008 CricketWithBalls – Scriptures of Sehwagology as a tribute to Indian cricketing god Virender Sehwag. JRod later characterised Sehwagology as an “applied religious philosophy” and the basis for a new religion with the first Sehwagology church being established in London, December 2008.

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